The november pet of the month is Nick van Beek - a saucy and seductive labrador cross who is well known for his sexy looks and irresistible charm...

tsb = the sick boys
n = nick

tsb: well nick, did you enjoy the photo shoot?
n: rrrrrrr, yes i did... i like being paid lots of attention, it often makes me very excited.

tsb: really? what else excites you?
n: boiled chicken mince

tsb: we can't argue with you there nick, who can deny the truly sensuous aroma of minced chicken (beeks and all) that's been boiled for hours?
n: rrrrrrr, mmmmmmmm. i like water too, nothing like a tasty beverage sliding down my throat to wash down my chicken mince.

tsb: a devil like you must love chasing cats huh?
n: no, i can't be arsed.

tsb: oh right, is that cos you're too tired from guarding the house?
n: fuck that. as long as burglars don't touch my chicken mince in the freezer they can clean the place out for all i care.

tsb: ahuh. u must like going for walks though?
n: i like going to the beach... nyahaha...

tsb: that's a very naughty laugh nick, what's that about?
n: nothing, not telling.



Nick's owner Jacqueline van Beek was able to shed some light on exactly what Nick's naughty laugh is all about. Apparently Nick is very attracted to young boys and many's the time that Jacqueline has had to drag Nick off a young chap at the beach when Nick gets his front paws up on the unsuspecting youngster's shoulders. One time a boy went running up to his parents with Nick's paws on his shoulders saying "Look Mummy & Daddy - I'm giving this dog a piggy-back ride!". The boy was lucky he didn't end up pregnant with pups.

Fortunately the young chap's folks were able to resuce him before Nick got the better of him. Nick slunk away chuckling like precious pup.

Here's Nick with his owner Jacqueline sharing a proud moment as Nick graduates with a BBHD (Big Black Hairy Dog).

Congratulations to Nick for being our November pet of the month!

Kids, stay away from the beach.