"Pet of the Month"

the xmas/new year pet of the month is awarded to this naughty threesome!!! max, alice & georgie are seen here indulging in a love session where georgie is the meat in the sandwhich.

max is the big daddy of the three and is known for being a grumpy old bugger. alice is a foxy female with a very naughty streak. and georgie, although the youngest of the triangle is very energetic and sensual, if a little clammy. mmmmmmmm.

tsb: well alice, how did u feel about your three-way love being caught on camera?
alice: we couldn't care less, we don't care who's watching. we'll go at it anywhere - whether it's on a hot sunny rock or at the bottom of a smelly swamp, as long as we're all getting some action we're happy.

tsb: what about hibernation, how does that affect things?
alice: that can be a real pain in the ass. there's nothing worse than when me & georgie are hot for action and max has decided to go to sleep for 5 months.
georgie: he can be a real grumpy bastard when he wakes up too.

tsb: is that when the fighting can start?
alice: yeah sometimes passion turns to rage and we go into evil attack mode.

tsb: is that what we see in the pic here? it looks like you guys are attacking each other in mid air!
georgie: that's our bad-ass flying kung fu ninja turtle styles.

tsb: so are you guys real-life teenage mutant ninja turtles?
max: we're the real thing. those geeks from the cartoon are pussies. we'd beat the shit out of them.
georgie: we might share the love with them first though.
alice: i don't think they'd be up to it.
georgie: nah, you're right. they suck. in a bad way.

tsb: and what's going on over here on the right?
alice: chuckle, chuckle. georgie went out for the day so that's max and i having some quality 1 on 1 time.
tsb: what a gentleman.
alice: i wouldn't say that, but you've got to get back to basics sometimes.
tsb: ahuh.

tsb: and then what happened?
georgie: well as you can see below, i came home and caught them at it so i joined in!

tsb: well you guys certainly seem very busy with each other. it seems like you spend your time either loving each other stupid or ninja-turtle-kung-fu-judo-chopping each other.
max: yip. that's what we do. now get the hell out so we can get back into it.